Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Ek Din Santa Pappu Ko Samjha Raha Tha Santa: Beta Mehnat Kiya Kar Mehnat Karne Se Koi Mar Nahin Jata Pappu: Isiliye To Main Mehnat Nahin Karta Papa Asli Maja To Usi Kaam Men Hai Jisme Jaan Ka Khatra Ho
Santa: Bivi Aur Gadi Men Kya Antar Hai? Banta: Gadi Bigadati Hai To Band Ho Jaati Hai Par Jab Bivi Bigadati Hai To Shuru Hi Ho Jaati Hain!
Ek Din Santa Librian Se "Mujhe Aatmahatya Karni Hai Kya Aap Mujhe Aatmahatya Par Koi Achi Si Buk De Sakte Ho!" Librian: Nahin Bilkul Nahin De Sakta Kyonki Mujhe Pata Hai Aap Mujhe Vo Vapas Nahin Denge!
Jito: Tum Roj-Roj Nadi Men Chhalang Lagane Ke Liye Kahte Ho Lekin Aaj Tak Tumne Chhalang Nahin Lagai? Santa: Chalane Mat Kar Varna Karke Dikha Dunga! Abhi Main Tairna Sikh Raha Hu Jis Din A Jaega Chhalang Bhi Laga Dunga!
Banta: Tum Apni Motr Sicil Ko Panch-Panch Ke Noton Se Kyon Sajaa Rahe Ho? Santa: A Mujhe Karigar Ne Kaha Hai Ki Iske Upar Rupaye Lagoge To Thik Ho Jayegi!